Seriously now. Stand back and take a look at your country. If you’re reading this, you’re probably a liberal. And like me, you probably find yourself painted into a corner with your own hope and optimism. Every once in a while you seem to have a flicker of reality and see the unimaginable horrors that are truth:
Michele Bachmann really is representative of the average American.
Ken Mehlman is a gay civil rights leader.
Sarah Palin is the new face of feminism.
Glenn Beck is the fucking messiah.
America’s promise has been pawned to Hong Kong, and we can’t even afford to pay the interest. Sorry to sound defeatist, and apologies for yet another WWII analogy, but do you think the optimism of a few hopeful Germans could have prevented the rise of Nazism? No. Then who are we to pretend that we can stop the teabaggers?
Instead, we need to prepare for the worst. Find a way out and keep it in your back pocket. We all know what’s coming.
The best revenge for teabagger America is to give them what they are asking for. Give Glenn Beck the power he seeks. Let them destroy the country. Its already on life support. Let these poor pathetic drones learn the true meaning of Tyranny as they are crushed by it’s conservative boot.
Out of the ashes a liberal America can rise again.
